Cameras: The Paper Bag Solution
by Stuart Taylor, Jr.
Last week, while nodding my head at the cogency of the 9,000th New York Times editorial on "the public’s right to observe" the Supreme Court’s oral arguments. I fell to musing about whether the justices’ aversion to letting cameras into their courtroom could ever be overcome.
Then I had an epiphany.
But first, some background. It is obvious to all thinking people (or. at least, journalists), excepting the nine justices, that we have a constitutional right to watch the Supreme Court on television.
Aside from the public’s right to know just about everything reporters might ever want to tell them- from how to construct a nuclear bomb to the sex lives of our politicians- the Court’s oral arguments are a vital governmental process. Powerful public officials doing the public’s business have a duty to expose themselves to the broad scrutiny that can only come through television. It would be a great educational thing-better for the kids than Big Bird and Goosebumps. Sunshine is the best disinfectant. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, as Yul Brynner (or was it Yogi Berra?) used to say.
And, of course, Justice Antonin Scalia especially should stop carping at cameras because he’d come across so much cuter and wittier on TV than he does in those nasty dissents calling his colleagues a bunch of ignorant, irrational, sneaky, democracy-destroying couch potatoes, or whatever. He would be all the more telegenic with that great new beard, which was better two hours after his last shave than Yasir Arafat’s after 50 years of rubbing Rogaine into his cheeks.